Dear Sir or Madam, Sorry But We Need You To Return The Last Thing We Sent You. It Was The Atom Bomb. Much Obliged, The USA

One time I mistakenly sent a letter to the wrong friend. You can imagine my embarrassment!

"'Oh well," I thought, "it's not like I sent materials linked to the building of nuclear war heads to the wrong country."

I mean, the idea that me or even a Republican controlled Pentagon could send nuclear war heads to the wrong country....that's just not possible. Right? RIGHT?

UPDATE 1: Will this influence us to consider that Republicans are pathetically weak on security?

UPDATE 2: If by some miracle the answer to update one was "yes" perhaps a larger miracle: could this help foster a real dialogue on whether nuclear weapons by nature should exist?

UPDATE 3: If by some miracle the answer to updates 1 and 2 were "yes" perhaps a larger miracle: will my dad ever genuinely say he's sorry?